To David Hamilton, previously of the Sox,
Watching you play typically made my insides balk.
Your errors had been many, your hits had been fairly few.
I’ll admit I wasn’t the largest fan of you.
However because you’ve been traded,
I’m distinctly much less jaded.
Blissful for you, that you just’ve discovered a brand new place,
Thrilled for us, with new hope for second base.
Chances are you’ll be Quad-A
Which is why you struggled to remain
With Boston’s MLB membership.
You had been requested to do an excessive amount of, too typically.
It’s not all of your fault—we saved you too lengthy in Boston!
However I want you one of the best as you permit The Hub.
I hope you impress in Milwaukee
And that your second stint there received’t be so rocky.
Might your batting get higher and the ball discover your glove,
From a distance, I ship you this Valentine’s love.
